O Joy...another "Earth Day" has finally passed.

To commerate the grand event i ate a salad AND part of a cow (but i'm just one man...i can't do it all), carpooled to lunch AND didn't drink out of a foam coffee cup the entire day.

oh Gawd yesss...now the hapless blue marble can rotate one more time!

Along those lines...we can all help out by giving our 'used' foam packing peanuts to THIS GUY:





http://ventura.craigslist.org/wan/658636600.html


Personally, i tend to cull my 'fishy' friends out of my contact page, but that's just me.
(Sometimes my phone does it for me - without asking! Thing is, sometimes it deletes someone i WANT to keep in the system).

But hey, i digress.

...They want to eat foam peanuts - go on - chew 'em on up. Hey, until the next election this is still AMERICA.

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And now riding on the heels of Earth Day is this:


Someone in Japan (surprize!) has come up with













THIS DESIGN for your iPod.

Yes! Show the world you're doing your part to help global-warming by displaying the delicious marbled meat of those horrid creatures that are ruining this planet through their flatulence!
If everyone does their part, we can CONTROL those damned bovine and claim this spinning dirt clod as ours - once again - just as the ancient scriptures claim!

Personally, i think the outer packaging is sheer GENIUS.

Can't wait to find these in the refrigerated section of the local 99¢ only stores! Except then, i'd have to go out and actually BUY an iPod...which i'm not in a hurry to do.

Hopefully, cellphone covers aren't too far behind. I'd LOVE to see the reaction at the local vegeterian restaurant when i place my meatphone down on the table while ordering.