Way to go...SMO !

Just read the news that a hotel in our own city of Santa Monica has made the list of "Top 10 dirtiest hotels in America".
Letterman aside, according to Trip Advisor the Pacific Sands motel backed-up just enough splooge to stain the carpet - and make it's dirty little mark at last on the list.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/dirtyhotels


THAT oughta help score some accolades at the next family gathering.
"Son, we hear the motel you own has won an award - we are so proud! Tell us the details..."